Mr Morton is back.

After quite a lot of walking, several wrong turns, one extremely rude goose and a sandwich he would rather not discuss, Mr Morton has finally returned to the Bookshop. And he’s brought stories.

The doors open again on 1 September with brand-new funny stories for kids, ridiculous characters, peculiar facts and considerably more nonsense than is probably sensible.

This time, you can help fill the shelves too. Got a ridiculous title, a strange character, a useless superpower or an idea that simply won’t leave you alone? Send it through the Bonkers Postbox at MrMortonsBarmyBook.com.

Follow the Barmy Book wherever you listen, and we’ll see you back in the Bookshop very soon.